Marathons and Uncomplicated Points!

Well, don't I just feel like a little sticky wad on the bottom of a shoe for leaving you all without explanation for such a length of time. Let me express my sincerest apologies.
I am sorry.
Let me tell you a few good reasons why I have been so dreadfully absent (yay, points!)

1.) My computer has a virus and has been down for the past week or two.
2.) I'm stinkin' busy.
3.) I just haven't felt like writing.
4.) I've been obsessed with Lord of the Rings lately (this happens annually) and have been watching every bit of Lord of the Ring material I can get my hands on.

There you go. Now, let me catch you all up on the dreadfully exciting events of the most recent weeks of my life (more points!)

1.) I ran a marathon. My legs cramped up at mile 22 and I couldn't run--think charlie-horse, oh, dear--so I had to walk the last 4.2 miles. For some reason I got all emotional and when I got to an intersection in the road--this was a big road (Central for all you Albuquerque folk) and it was completely closed down--I had to ask the policeman which direction to go and he laughed at me. And I cried. Ho-hum. I wasn't even sad, I guess just exhaused. It was weird

2.) I am totally kicking a sin I have been struggle for a long time with in the butt. It's very exciting. God has been helping me immensely.

3.) I have been asked to star in an upcoming film alongside Elisha Wood and this very cute Scottish boy I saw in a movie once but never looked up his name... (No, honestly, I'd prefer the Scottish boy, I'm just a little Lord of the Rings-crazy right now. Anyways, Elisha is probably too short. Most boys are too short. Grow boys, grow! Ah, well.)

4.) I just lied and within a few moments my falsehood will be plastered on the internet for the world to see.

5.) I'm much too tired for such nonsense and must go to bed before I say any more stupid things.